uchicagoadmissions:

    Math and Biology Pickup Lines

    The Class of 2016 Early Application admits have been sharing their knowledge: 

    If I had to choose between RNA and DNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

    According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

    I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

    Babe, we’re like a substrate and enzyme ‘cause we fit together perfectly.

    HAHAHA one of these was totally me.

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uchicagoadmissions:


Math and Biology Pickup Lines
The Class of 2016 Early Application admits have been sharing their knowledge: 
If I had to choose between RNA and DNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
Babe, we’re like a substrate and enzyme ‘cause we fit together perfectly.


HAHAHA one of these was totally me.